Britain has its own nickname for Obama

President Pantywaist restores the satellite states to their former owner

That says it all doesn’t it?

United States issues $7 trillion in new debt

In order to stabilize…uh huh. I wonder what instability looks like.

I know this goes without saying but we can’t keep borrowing our way to prosperity. It won’t work. Should I just ask if Congressional staffers are now wondering on the proper spelling of “kajillion”?

For those of you who don’t know what a trillion looks like, take a look

Never again tell me about my carbon footprint

This is just getting ridiculous…

So what would you do if you’re cooking and discover that you’re out of certified organic Tuscan kale but that there’s a market one block away?

Well, you’d walk over and get it, right?

Not if you’re Michelle Obama who had three streets shut down, three dozen cars brought in, barricades set up, and bomb dogs brought in.

All that to buy some organic foods because they’re better for the environment.

Next time someone asks me about my carbon footprint I’m going to stuff them full of kale.

I really wish

Congress would have a sticker shock law that would allow us to fire and sue them when a program ran over the “expected” costs