This is just getting ridiculous…

So what would you do if you’re cooking and discover that you’re out of certified organic Tuscan kale but that there’s a market one block away?

Well, you’d walk over and get it, right?

Not if you’re Michelle Obama who had three streets shut down, three dozen cars brought in, barricades set up, and bomb dogs brought in.

All that to buy some organic foods because they’re better for the environment.

Next time someone asks me about my carbon footprint I’m going to stuff them full of kale.